1. Make a show of describing your “terrible” journey to work.

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2. Go to the canteen to buy toast to recover.

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3. Make a cup of tea.

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4. Have a quick look at the news on the internet while you eat your toast.

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5. Check Facebook.

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6. Check Twitter.

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7. Check Instagram.

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8.Check Facebook again.

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9. Click on an enticing link about a celebrity.

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10. Have a look at your emails. 382!

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11. Decide you need to “get on top of your inbox” before you get stuck into work.

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12. Think you could probably do with another cup of tea before you crack on.

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13. Offer your whole department a cup of tea.

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14. What, no milk left? Sure, you don’t mind nipping out for some!

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15.Instagram a funny pub chalkboard you see on the way to the shop.

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16. Swing by accounts on your way back up to ask about an invoice.

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17.show them your funny picture.

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18. Make tea for your department.

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19. Announce that you are “snowed” and can’t do anything until you’ve sorted these emails

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20. Mark the important-looking ones as unread and come back to them later.

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21. Why not make a load of folders and categorise them before reading too?

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22. Tweet about what a nerd you are for making your “geeky email folders”.

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23. Make another cup of tea.

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24. Check your Twitter notifications to see if anyone’s favourited your email geek joke.

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25. Have a look at Facebook and see a notification that it’s a friend’s birthday.

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26. Google image search ‘happy birthday lol’ to find something good to post on their wall.

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27. Click on a quiz link your mate’s posted.

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28.Tell your Facebook how psyched you are that an Otter is your spirit animal.

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29. Look at Twitter notifications for RTs and favourites on your nerd joke again.

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30.New emails since you’ve last checked – organise them in your new folders.

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31. Have a look at the intranet to see what’s on the canteen menu today.

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32. Tweet Burgers for lunch!

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33. Read “urgent” email from your marketing nemesis about a brief you’ve apparently missed.

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34. Go and talk to your marketing nemesis who has obv not made what they want clear if you’ve not done it.

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35. Insist to them that you’ve never seen said brief before.

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36. Call all brief “stakeholders” to a meeting to go over it again.

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37. Go to the canteen for meeting snacks.

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38. Go to the bathroom while you’re up.

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39. Make tea for the meeting.

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40.Stop off at your friend in design’s desk afterwards to bitch about marketing nemesis.

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41. Check Facebook.

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42. Check Twitter.

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43.Check Instagram.

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44.Check Facebook again.

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45.Follow up meeting with an email to project “stakeholders” about the process of the brief.

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46. Colour code it.

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47. Categorise your new emails into folders so that you can get stuck into working through them after lunch.

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48. Go for lunch.

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49. It’s been a mad morning, Take an hour.

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50. Pick up post for your department from the post room on your way back.

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